1. My
name:
Jeff or
"fuckstud"
jeffrey s
ballentine
is this a
trick question?
Jeff
Ballentine
Jeffrey Scott
Ballentine
2.
Where did we meet?:
online.
where else do you meet your friends?
Cartwheel?
mm..
The first
time in person was at Twist, only I didn't know it was you since we had only
talked online before that. And I'm sure everyone knows the story by now that I
ACCIDENTALLY hit you in the face the first night we met.
besides
online, at the Corner Room. "the piercing" was what you
wanted to talk about.
online
(Gay.com)
3.
Take a stab at my middle name:
Scott.
Manpussy?
Samuel
Steven?
Steven
already
did...Scott
Edward
4. How long
have you known me?:
GOD...6 years? ????
2, 3 years
tops
8 months
5 years-ish
Going on 2 years with a LONG period of
non-communication in between there
Two and a half years
5. How well
do you know me?:
Pretty well. we haven't had sex
yet...but i give it another 2 years.
Mmmm...bits
and pieces. But, I have seen your penis.
Enough
Yes
Depends on the day of the week and/or
your mood
I think pretty well…even tho we live so
far apart now.
Eh...about 70 percent?
6. Do I
smoke?:
Only out of your ears when you get good
head.
No, that
wouldn't be good for you.
No
No
No
No...just another of your many allergies
No
7. Do I
believe in God?:
Of course, you believe in me.
I know
you're Jewish, does that count?
Guaranteed overnight delivery?
Ha!
I think you do, but sometimes you may
wonder why you do
You might...but never seemed to
concerned
No
8. When you
first saw me what was your impression?:
I bet he has
a huge penis.
Cute...But why's he gotta be so hyper?
Cute :)
What instrument does he play?
I want to punch him in the face! haha,
no I thought you were cute.
As ashamed as I am to admit it, i
thought that you were cute.
Cutie!
9. My age?:
24
25
24
22
24 finally
24
24
10.
Birthday?:
January 28 (or the day the world stood
still)
February
something I think.
I dont recall
Every year
Well this wasn't an easy one to get out
of you but it is January 27th
Jan 27 (or there abouts)
November?
11. Color of
my hair?:
When not dyed? mousy.
Brown
Brownish
Brown-ish blonde
Brown
Well, i have seen it the color of a
copper penny, but your natural is brown
Brown
12. Color
eyes:
Greenish/brownish.
Its always
too dark to see.
Brownish
Brown
I'm always bad at this, I want to say
greenish-brown
Brown ...although
i am not sure
Green
13. Do I
have any siblings?:
Yes, the wonder money sucker
Yep, that
brother/antichrist
Yes
Indeedy
An older brother you constantly fight
with
One...just like mine...HAHA
Yes
14. Have you
ever had crush on me?:
In a manner of speaking, yes.
Is that
what you'd call it?
Not really
Yes yes
Crush is such a strange word ;)
I would be lying if i said no
A little
15. Have you
ever been jealous of me?:
Sure.
No.
No
Uh huh
Probably since you seem to live an
exciting life but none one specific time comes to mind
Maybe
once...but generally no
No, not yet....lol
16. What's
one of my favorite things to do?:
Masturbate
while driving?
Ride the
motorcycle.
Wack off
Two-wheeled
motoring
PORN
Does going to
the hospital count?
Take things apart, and fix, and put back together again
17. Do you
remember one of the first things I said to you?:
SASSY!!!
I’m feeling
Randy.
You’re an
asshole
wanna shag?
"I don't dance"
Can't quote
it, but I am sure that it had to do with
my piercing
You're cute.
18. What's
my favorite type of music?:
Indie/punk, or anything that is on the
radio enough that you can sing along to and ANNOY everyone.
Punk
"Dirty" via kareoke @ diamonds
Mm.. lots
Depressing karaoke songs
Alternative
80's
20. What is
the best character trait about me?:
Your ability to not know when enough is
enough
Biting
Sarcastic sense of humor.
Kindness
Thoughtful-ish-ness
Hmm don't get a big head but it's hard
to pick just one, overall personality
You truely are there for your friends
when they need you
Very, very, patient 21. Am I shy
or outgoing?:
Shy
depending.
Shy for the most part I'd think.
Outgoing
Yes.. in that
order
I've seen you both shy and outgoing,
again, depends on the situation but overall I’d say outgoing
Happy
medium
Shy
22. Would
you say I am funny?:
Oh sure.
Absolutely.
Very
Indeed
Yes
Sometimes...but
you are usually making fun of me so I don't think that it is so funny :-)
Yes
23. Am I a
rebel or do I follow all the rules?:
Rebel like
james dean....
A rebel without a cause. James Dean's got nuthin' on you.
What rules?
Most certainly a rebel
For the most part you follow the rules
As much as you try to be a rebel, you
generally follow the rules
Rebel 24. Any
special talents?:
Hahaha. HAHAHAH. HA HA HA HA HA HA
They remain to be seen.
Talk on a cell phone and drive, i think you can juggle too
OoooOO YES
??? nothing comes to mind
Haha *blush* (not that i
would know, but i have heard)
Mr. Fixit
25. Would
you consider me a friend?:
Of course, always. we are forever
linked. BE AFRAID
Absolutely.
Absolutely
One of the best
YES, I'm glad we started talking again
Of course
Yes
26. Would
you call me preppy, slutty, a homie, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam,
nerdy, snobby, or something else?:
I think a nerdy glam slutty
homofantabulous
Nerdy Punk
Preppy average my homie punk
Jeff
Mr. Ballentine you are in a league of
your own
Punk on the outside with a
preppy center...kinda like a reese's!
Nerdy/neighborhood boy
27. Have you
ever seen me cry?:
Yes. i hope to never see it again.
No.
No
Negative
No
Once
No
28. If there
were one good nickname for me what would it be?:
Sexmonkeybeast
Jeffrey 2
holes
Mm..Bigfoot?
Well apparently tripod is already taken,
but I call you
Foot-long Jeff..HAHAHAHAHA
Homeboyhelper
29. What are
the 3 best words to describe me?:
intelligent cunning
introspective
caring honest
funny
tall, seXy,
yummy
smart, cute, funny
dependable (usually), funny, loyal
overcoming, strong, and patience
30. Do i
have a bf or gf?:
Maybe. you go through them so fast
sometimes. like kleenex.
No.
No and i hope not
Lemme check the calendar
Not at the moment
At the moment...not that i know of
Not at the moment
31. Would
you ever go out with me?:
Yes, of course, it would be worth it to
terrorize people
In time, perhaps.
Yes
Mhmm
Well *YOU* said that *I* said that I
would not date you but *I* never really said that
Long ago, yes. now I am seeing someone (and know better)
Yes
32. Have you
ever made me cry?:
I hope not, but probably inadvertently
I hope not.
No
I hope not
No
From rage
maybe...then again, it wasn't me throwing rocks at your window at
Yes
33. Do you
love me?:
Always
I love all my friends.
Of course
Most certainly
Call me a sap but yeah
Yes
Yes
34. Have you
ever loved me?:
See above.
Oh, now I get it....no, not yet.
See 33.
^^
See above
Yes
Like a friend would
35. Have we
ever been intimate?:
I am sure we have slept in the same bed
at some point.
No, aside
from playing with my nipples at the Cartwheel.
Yes, very
What kinda boi do u think I am?! ;)
Come on now, that would just be
downright DIRRTY ;)
Hmm. i don't think that the
"elevator incident" counts.
Yes
36. If yes,
was I any good? If no, do you think I would be?:
I think you would be if you were my
bitch. ;-)
Oh I think you'd be good.....
I think so
The BEST
Hmm not that I ever did, but I would
think that I would need at least two times with you to make up my mind, too bad
you're such a cock tease!
LOL
I think that you would be...and
from what i hear you are.
Yes and yes 37. What is
one nice thing you can say about me?:
You are the only person i would follow
down cattle shoots on I 80. your smile and laugh are always enough to make me
laugh as well. you are truly a good soul, even though you try to convince people
that you aren't sometimes. i love you very much.
Basically a great guy, who just happens to live in
Bumblefuck, oddly attractive, and has nipple work down to a science.
you are one of the most compassionate
people i have met, in troubled times you always have a positive attitude, your
a no fuss type of guy that says how he feels, and would do anything for anyone,
what a true friend is...
Excellent
Chinese buffet partner
Again, I'm glad you're back in my life
As I said above you are loyal and
there when your friends need you.
You are a special guy who can take any
situation and make it good.