Ok so today I was kind of sick (bronchitis) and decided to send around this lame survey that I got in email because I thought the responses could prove to be fun and maybe somewhat enlightening. The survey was this email thing you were supposed to forward to your friends to see how well they knew you so I tried to get a cross section of friend (people from high school, college, online, etc) just to see what they thought. Anyway since I found the responses really sweet/humorous/generally honest I figured I would post them along with the email in case you want to fill it out for me, or sent it to your friends...
The blank email can be found here.
1. My name:
"Jeffrey"
"Guido"
2. Where did we meet?:
"Creamery Parking Lot at 11:00 PM in November 1998,"
"Freshman year"
"Online"
"well, you stalked me at my place of employ the first time we met...I believe that was fall of 98."
"Off of chat. We first met at my house."
"PHS...my mom's room"
"Online chat room"
"Coffee Shop I told you my name was Mark, then again at Flem Fam"
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
"Scott"
"I know it starts with an "S""
"Suave"
"Scott? I think...I know it begins with an S...we can only hope it is something cool like Seymour."
"Samuel or something like that, i can't remember."
"Scott"
"dirtyjew"
"Starts with an S."
4. How long have you known me?:
"1 year 5 months"
"7 years"
"Some time"
"well..online, for about 2 1/2 years-3 years...in person, about 7 months"
"well in person since january."
"three years but i have know of you longer >then that. but then you were just a crazy kid that was in the halls."
"6 months"
"Um, that would be 7-8 months"
5. How well do you know me?:
"I know as much as you tell me. You are selective about what you share."
"I don't think I know you too well.. there is so much stuff I dont know"
"Heh"
"pretty well...i mean, you can't really escape now that you are in state college...MUAAHAHAHAHAH"
"Semi-well"
"too well...hehehhe"
"how dumb is this question?"
"After this last week, I'd say a lot more than before."
6. Do I smoke?:
"Hell no. You would die"
"no"
"Ick"
"only from your...and ears after hot sex...but that is more of a steam, right?"
"yeah right, no you don't cause if you did you would die."
"nope. thank God. nicotine and jeff would be nuts."
"yeah right"
"Nope and you chastize me constantly"
7. Do I believe in God?:
"Uhhh, I know you are Jewish, but I'm not sure if you believe in God"
"well I know you are Jewish"
"Only when you scream"
"well, you believe in me, I wouldn't quite put myself at Deity status yet."
"no. you are a little agnostic in a way, but you don't believe in god in this sense."
"yes, i know that you might protest this one...but i know you do, JewBoy!"
"has hell frozen over yet?"
"Not sure, I think you believe you are GOD"
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?:
"Wow, he is really cute."
"WHAT A SEXY ASS"
"Heh"
"I bet he has a big dick. oh wait, I already saw that pic."
"sexy, tall, different from what i expected."
"What a wack job!!"
"mmm, i need some of that"
"(Coffee Shop) Cute guy who was hanging on the wrong person. (Flem Fam) That truck doesn't make him look masculine no matter what he thinks"
9. My age?:
"21"
"Legal"
"21 going on 47 or 8, depending on the day/mood"
"21...how crazy is that, you little drunkard!"
"21 Yes it scares me too"
10. Birthday?:
"Oh God, I knew it, but I forgot it. It is somewhere at the end of January, beginning of February."
"January something"
"The day you get older"
"SHIT it just was. *thinks* February 17th? I can't believe I can't remember. Although I was up at 5 30am for work and I am dead tired."
"Its like january 18th or so."
"january...and i have the exact date at school in my bday book."
"January something that he wouldn't repeat"
"Not sure I know I got you a present though"
11. Color of my hair?:
"Depending on your need get funky highlights, it is usually brown."
"hmm now i think it is brown blondeish"
"Brown"
"mousy, at best."
"brown"
"brownish"
"brown"
"Brown"
12. Color eyes:
"I'll go with Brown"
"brown?"
"Glazed"
"brownish/hazel"
"brown (I think)"
"brown"
"probably red, but i can't remember"
"Brown"
13. Do I have any siblings?:
'Yes. One brother"
"yeah your brother who is a lush"
"Yup"
"Brian the evil...and chloe murphy and puss puss...because let's be honest, your parents love them more."
"an older brother... think his name was brian, or is brian."
"Yepper...one...but i am not sure that you would admit it."
"brother"
"A lush brother (Brian), two dogs and a cat"
14. Have you ever had crush on me?:
"Yes. But unfortunately I don't have what you want!"
"maybe;-)"
"Heh"
"ummm....doesn't everyone have a crush on you?"
"yeah"
"you are my world. in fact you are like my elvis."
"Is a pig's pussy pork?"
"Yeah"
15. Have you ever been jealous of me?:
"no"
"of course! you have a kick ass scooter!"
"Nah"
"only when you try to make me jealous, and i unfortunately let you"
"Probably (its part of an OCD)"
"oh yeah...i want to work at pizza hell."
" no"
"Mebbe"
16. What's one of my favorite things to do?:
"Besides being a chat whore, you like to hike and be outside".
"getting hit in the head with a brick, and making foil packets"
"Geek around"
"try to make the world succumb to your will."
"sit in a dark room and just be alone. well its prolly not your favorite thing, but you do it a lot."
"be crazy and make people think you are odder then you really are."
"be sick"
"Cybertricking and leading people on but only taking them for dinner. Oh that and being totally cool with your friends and cooking them dinner."
17. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?:
"Its nice to meet you."
"hey special Edna"
"No"
"HI SASSY"
"yeah when we first met you said that you had on your polo sport outfit or something like taht. no it was your gap outfit."
"I am in love with your mom and i want to take her to the dance."
"suck it, bitch!"
"Hi Mark (haha just kidding) Um, in a whisper you asked me something like, "Do you know how old he is?"
18. What's my favorite type of music?:
"Alternative:BUSH"
"Bush"
"Melody"
"whatever is on BEAVER 103, and Bush..but I firmly believe that you had Gavin and aren't telling us."
"weird pop music"
"alternative"
"pissed-at-the-universe style"
"Bush, Beaver 103"
20. What is the best character trait about me?:
"Honesty and patience"
"you are a stud muffin"
"Heh"
"your honest."
"caring, sensitive, different, strong personality trait."
"spontaneous, fun loving, and interesting"
"you crack me up"
"Your immaturity :P"
21. Am I shy or outgoing?:
"Both, you are bipolar:P"
"definitely outgoing."
"Both"
"depends on if you are working that 'shy little boy' thing"
"outgoing for the most part."
"both at times but more outgoing."
"depends on the situation"
"Definitely both"
22. Would you say I am funny?:
"In that weird Jeff way."
"hell yeah!"
"Looking perhaps"
"sure..funny smelling, funny walking, and you definitely dress funny."
"yeah."
"YES. A BIG YES"
"see #20"
"Maybe in a seriously depressing way, like when someone gets hit by a car on Real TV and you can't help but laugh."
23. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:
"follow the rules"
"your a loner dotty... a rebel"
"Eagle Scout"
"I would say quasi rebel."
"you follow the rules, even though you like to think you rebel off and on."
"heheheh. do i have to answer this one...but. you follow many rules but you like people to think that you don't. you want to be a rebel and you are to a certain extent."
"rules were not meant for you"
"I've never seen you do anything illegal."
24. Any special talents?:
" can talk like a girl:)"
"oh yeah something always wierd happens to you i.e. getting hit in the head with a brick, getting some wierd disease, getting diagnosed with ADD in your sr. year of HS (need I go on?)"
"Wouldn't know"
"ummm...can we include websites?"
"i can't remember if you do."
"ummm. hacker much"
"excellent christmas shopper"
"Brutal honesty, the ability to cybertrick effortlessly"
25. Would you consider me a friend?:
"absolutely"
"of course!(you can be the ringbearer in the wedding sound good?)"
"Yup"
"much to your chagrin, yes. ;-)"
"hell yeah."
"yeah"
"yes"
"Absolutely, I am honored to do so"
26. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie, average, sporty,punk,hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?:
"sport that dog collar to much to be a nerd, so....hmmm this is tough, you are so unique. I guess that i why I like you."
"you are unique"
"Online"
"i would definitely call you a slutty punk hippie glam snobby sort of something else."
"an individual"
"preppy...not on your life. slutty...yeah. average...anything but average. punk...yes o yes."
"average depressed boy"
"All but homie, sporty, hippy and glam. I'd also have to add PSU Trash."
27. Have you ever seen me cry?:
"No"
"not that I recal"
"Nope"
"yes, but sometimes that is because of illness"
"no"
"this is a stupid question. pointless."
"only on the inside"
"Nope, hope I never do"
28. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?:
"boy scout"
"boy with the hunk of cow fat on his back"
"Pokey?"
"Horsedick ;-)"
"jesus"
"JewBoy, or A.D.D. KID"
"SuperDuperCyberJew"
"The guy who talks, laughs and cares too much"
29. What are the 3 best words to describe me?:
"caring, dedicated, honest"
"crazy, friendly, psycho"
"Like I'd tell you"
"straightforward, fun, and loyal."
"emotional, lost, caring"
"crazy, energetic, random, hysterical, intelligent, idiot savant...sorry i can't count"
"funny,know-it-all,horny"
"The Energizer Bunny"
30. Do i have a bf or gf?:
"no"
"probably both"
"Nope"
"do cyber...and tricks count? ;-)"
"no"
"ummmm. i think you have a few."
"no"
"I'm sure someone else has already asked if tricks count :P Um, but I don't think so"
31. Would you ever go out with me?:
"No, I'd kill you. But back to question #14, you wouldn't want me."
"well now i cant b/c i am engaged"
"Heh"
"only if you took me somewhere decent and you wore the underwear i bought you"
"yeah"
"Only if my name was Brian instead of breanne.hehheheh."
"yeah"
32. Have you ever made me cry?:
"No, but I can lay on some major guilt."
"i have no clue"
"Dunno"
"i hope so...but you would never do that in front of me ;-)"
"i don't think so."
"sure....all the time...since i took that self defense class i have been making many people cry....hehhehe"
"maybe"
"Mebbe"
33. Do you love me?:
"Wow, that is deep. Yes, I do love you."
"aw of course!"
"Nope"
"yes, of course i do...your mother pays me well"
"depends on what kind of love you are talking about. romantic love, no, i don't love you in that sense. other types of love, yeah."
"yeah...oodles of love. molly said she loves you too."
"yes"
"Yeah"
34. Have you ever loved me?
"Yes."
"see # 33"
"Nope"
"see above"
"in romance, no."
"hello...see question #33"
"umm ok"
"See 33"
35. Have we ever been intimate?
"No."
"um we did roll around in the dirt together behind stephs house.."
" I dun think so"
"well there was that one time when I gave you the roofie..."
"no, you flipped my head once when i was laying on my futon. also you give me hugs whenever we say goodbye."
"NO!!!!"
"yeah"
"I gave you a few piggy back rides"
36. If yes, was I any good? If no, do you think I would be?
"from what I've heard...YES
"oh baby u were great!""
"Heh"
"well, you were kinda sluggish, but it all worked out in the end..I am sure you aremuch more of an animated fuck when you are not drugged ;-)"
"you could be, but it would be hard for you, unless you really cared for the person."
"I don't want to think about this question!!!!"
"you were good"
"You were great baby"
37.What is one nice thing you can say about me?:
"You are very dedicated to your friends."
"you gave away my couch so I am still holding a grudge..... but u help ppl out and junk like that;-)"
"LOL"
"hmmm...jeff you truly do make my life here easier. even though i completely deny it to most everyone else, i think you are one of the few people in the world i truly get along with, and I don't know if that should scare me or not. keep it real, new jersey boy"
"You have always been there for me, whenever i needed you. That means more to me then anything else right now. I think you know that, and you kind of disregard it in a way, but still it does mean a lot to me."
"Well, i hate to say nice things about you because i don't want you to get a big head....or should i say a bigger head. but you are a pretty fun guy. you always can brighten my day just by being the crazy nutcase that you are. it always amazes me how you know random facts about almost everything. what you don't know you make up...and it is all very convincing."
"You still talk to me after I was mean to you in email."
"I think you are one of the most trusted, honest, and caring friends I have, and I hope it will always be like that. Oh, and your allergix to latex :-)"